English Corner is supposed to be a time when a couple of classes’ worth of students, say 40 or 50, meet with me once a week to practice their English, discuss anything under the sun in a less formal atmosphere and ask me anything they want.
In reality, as experience has shown, students here rarely volunteer anything. They wait to be lectured. Consequently, English Corner can be awkward, if not a complete waste of time. In a rather blunt article on the subject, a Guangzhou teacher named Martin Wolff suggested that, while most foreign teachers loathe English Corner, the activity allows Chinese administrators and teachers “to completely abdicate any responsibility for creating or maintaining a true English Speaking Environment on their campus.” (As he noted, it’s in my contract.)
Anyway, I decided it would be a good opportunity to introduce baseball (bàngqiú) or, more accurately, a sort of baseball/stickball hybrid game (with a broomstick and tennis ball) to Jianghai Polytechnic College. First, I had the students chant, “Let’s play ball!” Then, since it was such a beautiful day, I taught them to chant, “Let’s play two!”
That was followed by a brief lesson of how baseball terms and idioms can be used in a broader sense, such as matters related to sex. From there, I plunged, so to speak, into explaining the basics of strikes, outs, batting and defense, then we took it outside.
Considering that the first hitter who made contact with the ball ran past first base into the gym, baserunners stopped to catch the ball or else ignored the bases entirely, one batter hit the ball toward third base and followed it there, and — my favorite — the first baseman would catch the ball, immediately toss it to the second baseman, who’d toss it to the shortstop, who’d fire it to third in an endless hot potato dance, considering all that, I thought it all went rather well.
Until one of those suckers struck me out.